Showing posts with label Explaining FB. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Explaining FB. Show all posts

Monday, July 30, 2012

Facebook friends lists explained

It never ceases to amaze me the number of "friends" I've somehow aquired on FB. However, each time I try to weed through people, I find myself reaching the same dillemas I did when accepting the friend request. I've decided I'm going to email facebook and suggest the following options for organizing friend lists:

The Obligatory: I-know/knew-you-from-school/church/work-and-it-would-be-awkward-not-to-accept-your-request List

The Never Posts: Never-posts-to-prove-how-important-their-life-is-except-to-share-exciting-news-only-to-disappear-again List

The Negative Nelly: Makes-you-want-to-slit-your-wrists-after-reading-their-status-updates List

The Bipolar: I-only-keep-you-on-here-to-get-my-daily-dose-of-crazy List

The Never Really Liked You: I-just-like-to-stalk-your-page-to-make-myself-feel-better List

The Once Upon A Time: We-used-to-be-friends-but-never-talk-anymore-yet-are-still-fb-friends List

The Family: Will-always-lend-their-opinion-even-though-we-just-discussed-this-for-an-hr-on-the-phone-but-maybe-if-I-post-it-on-your-page-you'll-listen List

The Few: People-who-actually-read/comment/like-things-on-my-profile List


I'll be awaiting their reply......